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Hot Dogs

Chicago
tomato, pickle, celery salt, relish, sport peppers, onions & mustard
$7
Seattle
cream cheese, cheddar & onion
$8
Chili Cheese Dog
pork chili, cheese sauce, onion & jalapeño
$9
Seoul
korean bbq sauce, kewpie mayo, spicy pickles, carrots & scallions
$8
Pittsburgh
vinegar slaw, fries & ranch dressing
$7
Plain
all beef hot dog & bun
$6

Other available toppings: onion, relish, sauerkraut, hot giardiniera & sport peppers.

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

Sausages

Bratwurst
pork sausage topped with kraut & onions, or plain
$8
Bratwurst “Milwaukee Style”
pork sausage topped with cheese curds, cheddar cheese, & cheese sauce
$11
Cheddarwurst
pork & beef sausage made with Hook’s 2 yr cheddar, topped with kraut & onions, or plain
$8
The Brewer
cheddarwurst topped with pimento beer cheese, grilled sauerkraut, baconstein aioli, & crispy onions
$12
Jalapeño Cheddar Brat
pork sausage made with pickled jalapeño & sharp cheddar, topped with kraut & onions, or plain
$8
The Hotwurst
jalapeno cheddar brat topped with spicy baked beans, cheddar cheese, hot honey mustard, & crispy jalapenos
$12
Italian
pork sausage made with fennel & garlic, topped with kraut & onions, or plain
$8
The Sammartino
italian sausage topped with mozzarella, marinara, crispy pepperoni, basil pistou, & parmesan
$11
Duck BLT
duck & bacon sausage made with sun-dried tomatoes, topped with shredded lettuce, hollandaise aioli, & bacon
$14
The Hermes
chicken sausage made with spinach & feta, topped with kalamata olive tapenade, whipped feta, tzatziki, tomato, & onion
$14
El Pambazo
red chorizo sausage topped with guajillo sauce, french fries, queso fresco, lettuce, onion, & lime crema
$14
Hot Szechuan Chicken
all chicken sausage made with cayenne & paprika, topped with szechuan oil, kewpie mayo, cilantro lime coleslaw, & spicy pickles
$14
Thai Breaker
pork sausage made with lemongrass & ginger, topped with peanut sauce**, carrot, lettuce, & crunchy bits
$14
Jamaican Lamb Currywurst
lamb sausage made with cayenne, coriander, & allspice, topped with jamaican curry, caramelized onion, scotch bonnet jam, served over fried (no bun)
$15
Vegan Brat
vegan sausage made with house seitan, topped with kraut & onions, or plain
Vegan
$10
Vegan Chorizo
vegan sausage made with house seitan, smoked paprika, chipotle & oregano, topped with tomato, onion, & jalapeño
Vegan
$10

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

Burgers

Thee Durty Burger
all beef patty, topped with bacon, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, ok sauce, & american cheese
$12
Impossible Burger
topped with facon, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, ok sauce, & vegan cheese sauce
Vegan
$15

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

Poutine · Fries

Vanguard Poutine
caramelized onion gravy & white cheddar curds
$6/$9
Chili Cheese Fries
pork chili, cheese sauce, onion & jalapeño
$7/$10
Loaded Fries
cheese sauce, bacon, sour cream, & scallions
$6/$9
Fries
sriracha seasoned fries add 50¢
$4/$7
Baked Potato Balls
topped with sour cream, cheese sauce, bacon & scallions
$6/$10
Cheese Curds
with baconstein aioli OR buttermilk ranch
$10

Sides

Green Goddess Pasta Salad
farfalle noodles, creamy herb dressing, asparagus, peas, broccoli, parmesan, & crispy onions
$8
Buffalo Tofu
fried tofu, red hot gravy, scallion, & blue cheese dressing OR vegan ranch
$10
Burnt Ginger Tofu
fried tofu, ginger glaze, lime, & roasted garlic
Vegan
$10
Churro Bites
cinnamon sugar, strawberry compote & chocolate sauce
$7

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

The Butcher Board

Butcher Board
bratwurst, italian & cheddarwurst sausage served with vinegar peppers, kraut, cheddar cheese curds, marinara, baconstein aioli*, slaw, french fries
$36

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

Weekly Specials

Monday Wing Night
Fried chicken wings / smitty sauce / house made blue cheese / celery
Tofu Tuesday
Rotating tofu special joins our expansive vegan options
Wednesday through Sunday
Check our social media for rotating special of the week

Dipping Sauces — 50¢

BBQ, buttermilk ranch, vegan ranch, cheese sauce ($1), vegan cheese sauce ($1), baconstein aioli, hollandaise aioli*, korean bbq, marinara

Vegan & vegetarian options available — ask your server about substitutions.


* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions, such as being a Poser!

** Nut Allergen Warning: May contain peanuts, walnuts, or other types of nuts.

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